Miley Cyrus Is A Total Hack: Can’t Even Do Wet T-Shirt Shower Pics Right

~ 7.15.08 ~

Miley Cyrus wet t-shirtMiley Cyrus is wet… and so is her t-shirt

So by now you’ve probably heard about the leaked shower pics of Miley Cyrus. Admit it. You’ve looked. Search statistics don’t lie.

Sure, you looked. But we bet you were disappointed too. Not only is she a big FAIL when it comes to music, but Miley Cyrus can’t even get wet t-shirt pictures right.

So here’s a lesson for Miley: if you want to move beyond hack stage, please understand that no one cares about seeing a wet t-shirt arm. That’s a fact. Take it from the pros.

And for everyone else out there who might see Miley Cyrus as a role model. Please do not ruin the art of the wet t-shirt by following Miley’s example. You need to do it right. We wouldn’t want to see a whole generation of girls get this fine art all screwed up.

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