Mariah Carey Wants the Tall Stack
with Extra Buttah

~ 2.14.08 ~

Mariah CareyMariah Carey defies comprehension.

Mariah, honey, baby… I have been saying this for years, and you just wont listen. I am going to ask one more time, nicely:

Will you please put those saggy ass pancake tits away??

There comes a time when it’s no longer appropriate for your tits to enter the room before the rest of you. Put those old girls away, please, LORD JESUS!

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1 comment... add one!

  • 1 KAT || 10:13 am on 2.15.08

    I WOULD SWEAR MARIAH IS A DRAG QUEEN, AND THOSE DEFLATED BALLOONS SHOULD BE RETIRED TO THE FARM!

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