Former American Idol Contestant Alaina Alexander Says “Me Too,” Gets Naked

Idol cast-off Alaina Alexander followed Antonella Barba’s “get famous quick” checklist, so now her T&A are out on the Web working overtime. I just love the enterprising type, don’t you?
Seriously? Here’s visual proof that the Olsen twins were once pretty darn cute!
Looking back, isn’t it just so obvious that Drew Barrymore would drink tang?
Scott Weiland’s wife explains the bonfire she set on Saturday: “My bad. I’m bipolar.”
One chick in the mob, the other in porn… Mario Lopez has it all figured out!
Finally, a scholarly look at the economics behind kidnapping Pax Thien Jolie
Update: Secrent ninjas are after Pax, air traffic controllers in a panic.
Paris Hilton signs on to make Josh Henderson famous.
Have you noticed how many headlines Courtney Love makes despite the fact that she’s done nothing of note this century? I guess if you’re ostentatiously fug, then you too can grab a slice of the American pie.
When you think Uma Thurman, you don’t think “big boobs,” do you?
A skeleton and a tranny. But money makes you happy, right?