Apparently, Alec Baldwin’s tampon is a little too coarseHoly shit, this is just bad. Alec Baldwin left a scathing voice mail for his 11-year-old daughter Ireland where he basically calls her a pig. Bad enough for a dad to do in any case, but to leave it on voice mail in this digital age? Smart.
Way to go Baldwin—you’re the next contestant on “Let’s Destroy My Career!”
After Ireland failed to answer her father’s scheduled morning phone call from New York on April 11, Alec went bersek on her voice mail, saying “Once again, I have made an ass of myself trying to get to a phone,” adding, “you have insulted me for the last time.”
Switching his train of thought, Baldwin then exercised his incredible parenting skills and took a shot at his ex-wife, declaring, “I don’t give a damn that you’re 12-years-old or 11-years-old, or a child, or that your mother is a thoughtless pain in the ass who doesn’t care about what you do.” The irate Baldwin went on to say, “You’ve make me feel like s**t” and threatened to “straighten your ass out.”
Listen for yourself, and stir up those fond childhood memories of when you were placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds—pretty standard really.
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1 todd || 10:56 pm on 4.23.07
You’ve insulted me for the last time,… Lemon.
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3 JOE CAPRIO || 11:30 am on 6.18.07
I KNOW PEOPLE WHO MET THIS GUY ON THE ST/ ASKED FOR HIS AUTOGRAPH AND HE OBLIDGED AND TALKED TO THEM BRIEFLY. ONE WAS A TRAFFIC SIGNAL MAINTAINANCE MAN WHOS HANDS WERE FILTHY AS HE DESCRIBED THEM. HE SAID BALDWIN DIDENT MIND SHOOK HIS HAND AND TOLD HIM TO TAKE CARE. IS THIS THE ACTIONS OF A CRAZED GUY OR A FAMILY SENDING HIM CRAZY?