Amber Alchalabi Booted Off The Bachelor, Returns to Teaching Low Self Esteem
to Fourth Graders

~ 5.8.07 ~

The Bachelor Final 3The Bachelor, Andy Baldwin, and his final three ladies

Twenty-three-year-old Amber Alchalabi didn’t get a rose from U.S. Navy Lieutenant Andy Baldwin, ostensibly because of the seven-year age difference between the two. Elementary school teacher Amber did not take the news like a big girl.

“Andy lost a girl that would have bent over backwards for him,” said Amber through tears after learning she had been eliminated. “I’ve been hurt by guy after guy. They tell me everything I want to hear and they always hurt me and break my heart, so I should be f**king used to it.”

Amber was also embarrassed by fact that her parents refused to meet the bachelor, because for some strange reason they thought whoring yourself out on television for a husband was a bad idea. Amber is currently locked in her room and threatening to hold her breath until she turns blue. More details as they become available.

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