Here are the results for the Celebrity Hack comment contest that ended Sunday evening, February 18, 2007.
First, the runner up…
This comment was a favorite to take it all by the Celebrity Hack staff, and two out of three judges loved it as well. However, a third judge thought it was terrible and gave it the lowest rating possible, basically knocking it out of contention.
So, the first runner up comment was from Kevin Federline Corners Justin Timberlake, Justin Runs for the Border in which Britney’s two exes combine superpowers all so briefly:
Wigga Twin Powers, Activate!
Oh well, bad luck jemappellekanel, because the consolation prize consists only of our condolences.
And now for the big winner… Call it the power of breaking news, or simply the shock of seeing Britney Spears bald, but the winning comment was chosen from a post released just one day before the end of the contest. From the post Britney Spears Shaves Her Head Bald, the judges said the winning comment came from brusselsprouts:
That’s one way to get the puke smell out of your hair.
A safe choice to be sure. Brusselsprouts, let’s get in touch and get you your prize.
And don’t forget to tip your judges:
- Derek Hail of Derek Hail Celebrity Gossip.
- Vera of I’m Not Obsessed.
- Ninja Dude.
Same prize for this week, so keep the comments coming!
The Britney as Dr. Evil post is still pretty wide open….

3 comments... add one!
1 sam || 1:15 pm on 2.20.07
I guess I lost. Wait, is that a punchline?
2 jemappellekanel || 9:06 pm on 2.20.07
d’oh, call me Gore in 2000, ’cause I’m growing a beard and movin’ to Cali. Congrats, brusselsprouts!
3 brusselsprouts || 3:14 am on 2.22.07
Thank you so much! And hey, no compairing me to Bush, jemappellekanel… I had at LEAST a C average in college. Lets just call it beginners luck. Best of luck to all of you this week!