Angelina Jolie makes out with her sexually ambiguous brother, James Haven.Since Saint Jolie began running her multinational boarding home for orphans, people have almost forgotten that she’s a freaky lil’ tramp who was into blood play and making out with her own brother. Ahh, those were the days.
Angelina has said she had sworn of other chicks and bondage for Brad:
“I’ve never hidden my bisexuality,” she told French magazine Public. “Since I’ve been with Brad, there’s no longer a place for that or S&M in my life.”
But according to this hot mess named Jenny Shimizu, Jolie is still loving the lesbian lapping, and has been doing the Oriental tongue tango with her for 10 years.
“Whenever she calls me up, I visit her,” Shimizu said. “It’s not always the case that we have sex. Sometimes we go to her property in Cambodia and explore the jungle.”
Explore the jungle… heh.
Thing I can’t figure out is why Brad wouldn’t want Angelina with other chicks, as long as they actually look like women, which would disqualify Shimizu. Plus, shackling Brad to the furnace and beating him with a leather riding crop is what it is, Angelina, even if you now call it “time out.”
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1 claire booth luce || 11:06 pm on 8.14.07
Back-stabbling crazy lesbo-love turmoil! Who would have thunk such a sweet person would need to say crazy stuff like this if she is all that any woman-lover would want? First ugly Shimizu goes after Madonna, now Jilted Jenny spills her raging guts of cheating anguish she bares against the thoughtless Angelina..? She’s not getting her extortion money in private, hates those ladies have moved on to establish another family, wealth and happiness apart from her.. and alas, Jenny the desired yet the abandoned must try sell this silly soap opera of perfect love unrequited, in which no one would believe Madonna or Angelina cares about her anymore., if ever.
2 Mohammad Taha || 6:07 am on 8.15.07
wo0o0o0o0o0o0ow fresh kiss maybe!
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4 CupCake || 7:57 pm on 8.15.07
Is that you Jen. We all know you have a reason to be bitter. After all, BRAD dumped you, and pubclicly humilated you, by being with the Goddess Anglina Jolie. Oh well, Brad And Angie are in LOVE, and Manison, is howling to the moon. LOL
5 someone || 6:58 pm on 8.19.07
Jen may be howling, but Im sure its with laughter, at what a big mess Brad has gotten himself into with anorexic, bobble headed Jolie..The only thing skankalina needs, is some intense therapy, and a cheeseburger….