Angelina Jolie makes out with her sexually ambiguous brother, James Haven.Since Saint Jolie began running her multinational boarding home for orphans, people have almost forgotten that she’s a freaky lil’ tramp who was into blood play and making out with her own brother. Ahh, those were the days.
Angelina has said she had sworn of other chicks and bondage for Brad:
“I’ve never hidden my bisexuality,” she told French magazine Public. “Since I’ve been with Brad, there’s no longer a place for that or S&M in my life.”
But according to this hot mess named Jenny Shimizu, Jolie is still loving the lesbian lapping, and has been doing the Oriental tongue tango with her for 10 years.
“Whenever she calls me up, I visit her,” Shimizu said. “It’s not always the case that we have sex. Sometimes we go to her property in Cambodia and explore the jungle.”
Explore the jungle… heh.
Thing I can’t figure out is why Brad wouldn’t want Angelina with other chicks, as long as they actually look like women, which would disqualify Shimizu. Plus, shackling Brad to the furnace and beating him with a leather riding crop is what it is, Angelina, even if you now call it “time out.”