Anna Kournikova and Enrique Iglesias Split Up

Anna Kournikova’s personal life is always going to be an item of interest to the public until she loses her hotness. She turns 26 soon, so assuming she stays out of the McDonald’s drive-thru, she ought to remain in the spotlight for quite a few years to come.

Anyway, I pretty much gave up on Anna ever since she started dating skinny pop crooner Enrique Iglesias back in 2002, mostly because it hurts to look at someone that hot and know you’re not going to get a piece. Their relationship has stayed pretty low key ever since, but finally – thankfully… mercifully – it has come to an end.

I’m going to go celebrate by putting on a bikini bottom that is at least two sizes too small.