Anne Heche lost a custody battle, so naturally, she’s a lesbian again.If you’re the sort who pays attention to such things, you might have heard that loony bird Anne Heche is getting a divorce from her deadbeat husband Coley Laffoon, which included a custody battle over their five-year-old son, Homer. Today, Coley scored a Homer when the court awarded him primary custody.
The freelance videographer and stay-at-home dad, who filed for divorce in February, petitioned the court in early May for joint legal custody and primary physical custody of Homer, stating in his filing that Heche had “poor parenting skills” and had exhibited “bizarre and delusional behavior” that made him wary of leaving Homer in her care.
This just goes to show you there are no new stories… this classic tale of the crazy rich wife and the deadbeat dad harkens back to the now-legendary story of Britney and K Fed. But Heche is not taking this lying down, until she switches positions. According to Page Six, she’s already on the hunt for her former favorite flavor—punani.
On Saturday night, Heche was spotted “getting very cozy” with club promoter Voula Duval at the Gramercy Park Hotel’s Rose Bar. Then, Sunday night, Heche was spotted flirting with “Six Degrees” star Shiri Appleby, 28, at a Tony Awards after-party at Bryant Park Hotel. A rep for Heche, who dated Ellen DeGeneres before she married Laffoon, did not return calls.
Watch out Portia de Rossi, crazy Anne will be making a run to win Ellen back. Don’t worry though. You can always join the Hack Lesbian Reform Observatory, where you don’t have to give up girls, but I am required to watch. It’s in the bylaws and everything.
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1 JOE CAPRIO || 11:18 am on 6.18.07
WHEN DEGENERES NEEDED HER MOST IT SEEMS SHE LEFT AND SHE HASENT STOPPED LEAVING. SHE IS A TALENTED ACTOR BUT BAD ACTOR IN LIFE.I BELIEVE SHE HAS TO START FROM SQUARE ONE.