Anthony Michael Hall drunk in Sixteen CandlesFormer child actor and current star of The Dead Zone Anthony Michael Hall has a part in the new Batman movie, but due to a confidentiality agreement, he can’t even say what role he plays. He did share this improbable fantasy though:
Hall says he’s never been a comic-book fan, but “I loved the ‘Batman’ series, so Batman has truly always meant something to me. It’s really been one of my dreams as an actor to become Batman.”
Dude, come on now… you’ll never be Batman. But you’ll always be King of the Dipshits to me, and that’s something, right? Demented and sad, but something.