via I’m Not ObsessedI’ve forgotten Jessica Simpson, and currently obsess over April Scott.
Ever since she got her new Wookie makeover, Jessica doesn’t seem to be the same simple-minded sweetie. Here we see Jessica turning on the very paparazzi that remind us she’s still alive, given that she’s lost the role of Daisy Duke to April Scott in the straight-to-DVD sequel to Dukes of Hazzard.
And given that April is 79 times hotter than Jess, I’d say that this is a tactical error on Simpson’s part. Maybe she’s expecting John Mayer to support her while she squeezes out a couple of cubs, but I’m wondering whether mentally-challenged children are what Mayer had in mind.
Trust me… your time is much better spent focusing intently on these sexy pictures of April Scott.
