Don’t worry—Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger has a killer security plan for Aug. 29, 1997.The Governator, Arnold Schwarzenegger, has too many things on his plate to worry about Paris Hilton and her recent prison sentence, despite the fact that Paris made an appeal asking for a pardon.
The appeal, which is a truly remarkable piece of work, sums up everything that is wrong with America in a single sentence:
The appeal, which is addressed to Schwarzenegger, claims “the American public who support Paris are shocked, dismayed and appalled by how Paris has been the person to be used as an example that drunk driving is wrong.”
Ahnold must have used Terminator-like focus to avoid succumbing to that irresistible plea, because he’s not buying it:
“I have many more important things to think about.”
Important things, like meeting up with the 3-boobed chick from Total Recall for a nightcap.
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1 Paris Hilton Begs Arnold For Pardon by The Gossip Rag || 7:29 pm on 5.15.07
[…] to Paris Hilton: “I have many more important things to think about.” GO […]
2 U.S. Constituent || 3:13 pm on 5.6.08
Maybe he just didn’t ‘get it’. Maybe Paris would have had a better chance at a pardon if she would have written her letter in ‘grunt’ and sent a ‘donation’. His unethical behavior, regarding many matters, is not only sick, but inexcusable!!!
Also, I find it disgusting that a non native american is permitted to hold such a high ranking state office. Let an american go to another country and try that! They would probably be ‘ejected’ from that country so fast that their wigs would spin!! That’s at the least, of course!
What’s wrong with this picture? Am I the only one upset about this mess?