Ashley Olsen Prays for
No Montezuma’s Revenge

~ 2.14.07 ~

Ashley Olsen half-naked in Mexicovia IDLYITW

As far as vacation activities are concerned, there’s nothing quite like a nice, slow groin stretch to go with a gin and tonic. Personally, I prefer to enjoy mine while wearing a 13 year old t-shirt with a neck opening the size of a manhole cover, because nothing cries for attention quite like a good old-fashioned nipple slip.

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17 comments... add one!

  • 1 vitaminpshow || 3:27 am on 2.15.07

    F*ck you, and the invisible horse you rode in on.

  • 2 Self Employed || 3:33 am on 2.15.07

    “…Lets see if Britney & Paris can top this one!”

  • 3 mojodelirium || 11:40 am on 2.15.07

    “Gawd, I hate it when bikini wax makes labia one and labia two inseparable.”

  • 4 jessibear23 || 11:52 am on 2.15.07

    everything about me is mini

  • 5 NIKWEAV || 11:55 am on 2.15.07

    Do my teeth look real to you????

  • 6 ducci23 || 12:00 pm on 2.15.07

    “wait, gimme a sec…i’m gonna do a trick.”

  • 7 samartin || 12:04 pm on 2.15.07

    I should have used Preperation H.

  • 8 avoidingresponsibility || 2:43 pm on 2.15.07

    Now where did i put that Twinkie?

  • 9 Pickle Spears || 3:58 pm on 2.15.07

    Yeah, really! I can shoot a ping pong ball outta there!

  • 10 jemappellekanel || 5:57 pm on 2.15.07

    “Hey Stalkerazzi, I’m the 2007 Anorexic Sumo Wrestling Champion, so You’re in Big Twouble, Misther!”

  • 11 bfg9000 || 9:16 pm on 2.15.07

    “Are you sure this is the toilet?”

  • 12 wopbaby || 10:57 pm on 2.15.07

    damn, I forgot I had to pee in the cup, not drink from it !!

  • 13 fendi || 3:23 pm on 2.16.07

    I am so constipated…the enema should’ve worked by now!

  • 14 maecuff || 7:15 pm on 2.16.07

    “Uncle Jesse taught me this move”.

  • 15 wopbaby || 8:23 pm on 2.16.07

    that was the best horse ride yet …..

  • 16 lkrisbaby708 || 12:35 am on 2.17.07

    Im just adorable..so me picking my dingle-berrys while they are photographing me will be adorable as well..right?

  • 17 EyeDigress || 4:45 pm on 2.17.07

    On a very special episode of Full House, you’ll see a side of Michelle Tanner that you have never seen.

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