via IDLYITWAs far as vacation activities are concerned, there’s nothing quite like a nice, slow groin stretch to go with a gin and tonic. Personally, I prefer to enjoy mine while wearing a 13 year old t-shirt with a neck opening the size of a manhole cover, because nothing cries for attention quite like a good old-fashioned nipple slip.
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1 vitaminpshow || 3:27 am on 2.15.07
F*ck you, and the invisible horse you rode in on.
2 Self Employed || 3:33 am on 2.15.07
“…Lets see if Britney & Paris can top this one!”
3 mojodelirium || 11:40 am on 2.15.07
“Gawd, I hate it when bikini wax makes labia one and labia two inseparable.”
4 jessibear23 || 11:52 am on 2.15.07
everything about me is mini
5 NIKWEAV || 11:55 am on 2.15.07
Do my teeth look real to you????
6 ducci23 || 12:00 pm on 2.15.07
“wait, gimme a sec…i’m gonna do a trick.”
7 samartin || 12:04 pm on 2.15.07
I should have used Preperation H.
8 avoidingresponsibility || 2:43 pm on 2.15.07
Now where did i put that Twinkie?
9 Pickle Spears || 3:58 pm on 2.15.07
Yeah, really! I can shoot a ping pong ball outta there!
10 jemappellekanel || 5:57 pm on 2.15.07
“Hey Stalkerazzi, I’m the 2007 Anorexic Sumo Wrestling Champion, so You’re in Big Twouble, Misther!”
11 bfg9000 || 9:16 pm on 2.15.07
“Are you sure this is the toilet?”
12 wopbaby || 10:57 pm on 2.15.07
damn, I forgot I had to pee in the cup, not drink from it !!
13 fendi || 3:23 pm on 2.16.07
I am so constipated…the enema should’ve worked by now!
14 maecuff || 7:15 pm on 2.16.07
“Uncle Jesse taught me this move”.
15 wopbaby || 8:23 pm on 2.16.07
that was the best horse ride yet …..
16 lkrisbaby708 || 12:35 am on 2.17.07
Im just adorable..so me picking my dingle-berrys while they are photographing me will be adorable as well..right?
17 EyeDigress || 4:45 pm on 2.17.07
On a very special episode of Full House, you’ll see a side of Michelle Tanner that you have never seen.