Bai Ling mugshot FTW!Actress, publicity whore, and downright nasty bitch Bai Ling got herself hauled away at LAX for stealing gossip rags and batteries. No, seriously, bitch stole $16 worth of gossip rags and batteries. What the fug is up with her?
- She hasn’t heard of the Internet and wanted to see if she got mentioned in any current tabloids, and…
- Her vibrator was dead.
I wish they would just deport the slut so we can all stop talking about her. Someone remind me what she’s famous for?

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1 Buzzkut || 2:43 am on 2.20.08
I think she’s funny and cute as the only bonafide pirate girl we have in America..
2 sdf || 2:39 am on 3.6.08
What a wasted talent,… er I mean, what a waste!