via Fox NewsIn what will undoubtedly go down as the greatest crime in American history, two teenage girls from Acworth, GA, robbed a local Bank of America branch armed with nothing but oversized sunglasses and a pair of testicles so large you have to wonder how they fit through the door.
They’ve been dubbed the Barbie Bandits, and here’s how they pulled off the heist:
Two females who police said might be as young as 16 were clad in sunglasses as they handed a bank teller a note demanding cash, smiled as they waited and walked out with an undisclosed amount of money Tuesday, police said.
If you know either of these girls, please give them my number before contacting authorities. Thanks.
UPDATE: On second thought, I don’t have a phone. Please keep these meth-heads away from me!
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4 blah blah || 12:37 am on 3.2.07
man, i wish i could do that.
they probanly were plaing truth or dare and got dared to rob a bank. judging by their humongous sunglasses and lack of pre-heist planning, i’m betting they ae so rich that the money is just pocket change to them…
5 blah blah || 12:38 am on 3.2.07
……did they really spend it on myspace layouts?
6 Krow || 11:51 am on 3.2.07
Police also report that while they were waiting for the teller to bag the money, the emptied the lollipop canister into a Hello Kitty purse.
7 Hack || 10:18 pm on 3.2.07
Krow — It’s funny you should say that, because when I wrote this post, I actually had a hard time choosing whether to crack a hello kitty joke or go with the “l337″ MySpace approach.
Nice work cracking that one in the comments!
8 bkay || 12:48 am on 3.3.07
you gotta be kidding me, im pissed rigth now, why did’nt i think of that
9 joe || 2:15 am on 3.4.07
I think they made this site.
http://www.myspace.com/barbiebandits
10 Marcie || 2:16 am on 3.5.07
Did somebody watch “Sugar and Spice” while taking acid?
I can’t believe this happened!
11 joe || 1:26 am on 3.6.07
I Can’t wait to see the movie!
http://www.myspace.com/barbiebandits
12 NOOBHIMSELF || 1:22 pm on 3.7.07
HAHA they caught these 2 dumbasses in 2 days…
13 chuck || 11:59 am on 3.11.07
whoever you are that wrote the story about the two teenage bimbos ….that is the dumbest piece of crap I have ever read……..for gods sake give it up and go back to school…..
14 leo || 12:36 pm on 3.11.07
Greatest crime? show some full body shots and I’ll see if they wasted the news media’s time!
Otherwise, they are just two flakes confusing TV and videos from reality. Some prison dyke will be their next pit stop
15 Im with chuck || 2:15 pm on 3.11.07
The article is sort of weak anyways. Im with Chuck…
You should go back to school and become anything else.
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