via Fox NewsIn what will undoubtedly go down as the greatest crime in American history, two teenage girls from Acworth, GA, robbed a local Bank of America branch armed with nothing but oversized sunglasses and a pair of testicles so large you have to wonder how they fit through the door.
They’ve been dubbed the Barbie Bandits, and here’s how they pulled off the heist:
Two females who police said might be as young as 16 were clad in sunglasses as they handed a bank teller a note demanding cash, smiled as they waited and walked out with an undisclosed amount of money Tuesday, police said.
If you know either of these girls, please give them my number before contacting authorities. Thanks.
UPDATE: On second thought, I don’t have a phone. Please keep these meth-heads away from me!