Beyonce is Scared of the Internet

~ 5.1.07 ~

Beyonce KnowlesBeyonce Knowles wants you to stay up out her biz-ness her biz-nass.

Beyonce shows what a smart, grown-up girl she is in an interview with Vibe.

I don’t go on the Internet. … Unless I’m approving videos or approving song mixes, I don’t go. I don’t buy anything online. I’m scared. I don’t want to just give ‘em my credit card. I don’t wanna be hacked.

My mom used to be this way… in 1997. Now she sends me porn recommendations off of Bit Torrent ever since Dad hooked up with that albino midget on Match.com. Grow up Beyonce, the Interwebs is your friend.

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  • 1 Come on does Beyonce even kow how to speak || 12:23 pm on 5.18.07

    Firstly, Bayonet definitely can use English lessons. When she opens her mouth… it is atrocious. How is it possible that one can have as much money as she and refuses to improve her grammar and diction? When she speaks she conveys her depth of illiteracy. I don’t give a dam how much she can jump up and down and do what we always see her do. I’m bored with her. NEXT!

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