Brandon “Zarif” Davis is a Self-Loathing Loser

~ 3.8.07 ~

Remember how Brandon Davis made Paula Abdul cry at Paris Hilton’s birthday party, and even managed to offend Courtney Love? Moreover, can you effortlessly name drop that many celebrities in one sentence?

Anyway, Davis was all over Abdul for being an Abdul:

He was mocking her,” says a witness. “He kept on saying her last name over and over again, and then would insert his made-up version of an Arabic language. He was being very lewd and graphic and making sexual overtures to her in between being completely insulting.

The irony, of course, is that Brandon’s real last name is Zarif—a fact that he seems mighty ashamed of. His father is Nebil Zarif, a Turkish-American wine importer, but Brandon chooses to go by Davis, which is his mother’s maiden name and tied to old oil money.

Sounds to me that Brandon wanted to take Paula on a very special magic carpet ride of his own, maybe grab some hummus and shis-kebab, saddle up the camels, and work on putting together an arranged marriage. If only the fact that he is an ignorant pile of trust-fund dung didn’t get in the way of the right words every single time.


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2 comments... add one!

  • 1 chas || 5:18 pm on 3.8.07

    I’d like some wine with my turkey.

  • 2 Gulbahar || 2:53 pm on 12.2.07

    Turks don’t be like Arabs .you don’t know Turks and Turkey isn’t desert you need information more Turkey and Turkish people!

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