Britney Spears is drinking in stealth mode… Sneaky!We know Britney Spears is a mess to look at, and her recent vendettas against her mother and former manager for getting her into rehab show she’s also not the sharpest tool in the shed. But now Ms. Spears is reportedly drinking like a fish again, but doing it covertly.
“On several occasions, I have seen her pouring alcohol into energy drink cans,” a source told the tab. And, says one insider: “Britney requests that her alcohol be served in carafes rather than in bottles. Once, a waitress made the mistake of bringing her a bottle. Brit grabbed her arm and told her she couldn’t be seen with it.”
Man, I can totally relate. When people think you have a substance abuse problem, you gotta catch your swerve on the down low. I remember one time in church, someone tried to pass me that little jig of wine for communion. I pushed it away so fast I almost broke off the needle in my arm.
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1 shane || 3:24 pm on 7.11.07
Look Johnny !!! Mom’s going to get us more Jack and apple juice!!!
2 Janine || 5:54 pm on 7.11.07
Oh gee my boys are like uhm..well..I can’t tell if there even my boys cuz..uh..I’ve been drinking..MOMMY this sippy cup smells funny!!!!!! *waaaaaaaaaaah*
3 LIZ || 6:39 pm on 7.11.07
whoever you are that writes this…you’re
freakin hilarious!!!!
about time somebody said what we’re all
thinking!!! and do those children EVER get
dressed??
yikes
4 Kathy || 10:45 am on 7.12.07
It’s time to get more water from the lake…i know your thirsty
5 Janine || 12:45 pm on 7.12.07
Oh s***t I forgot the kids! Oops! Can’t have Gramma Spears taken em away from a drunk now can we?!