via TMZAfter failing to achieve instant detox gratification is two other attempts at rehab in the last week, Britney Spears has once again checked in at Promises in Malibu. The fear of losing custody of her children to Kevin Federline became all too real after K-Fed not only called an emergency custody hearing, but also has won over the hearts and minds of Britney’s mother and father. From US Magazine:
Britney’s family feels that Kevin has been a blessing and they are very impressed with Kevin taking so much responsibility.
You can’t play a playa Britney, better make third time the charm.
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1 Joe Morso || 7:03 pm on 2.22.07
It took the infamous ‘Kitty Sleeper’ maneuver to hold down Mr. Meow when he realized what was coming next… he knows full well how fond Ms. Spears is of a shaved pussy.
2 1mom4kids || 10:20 pm on 2.22.07
Spears forgoes music career to pursue new calling as a rehab critic.
3 Lynch || 11:59 pm on 2.22.07
“So, Mr. Bigglesworth, which Rehab center should we have lunch at today?”
4 mojodelirium || 12:56 pm on 2.23.07
Britney, the forever loving mother, leaves the hospital with her newborn child, Pussyface.
5 indicalover || 5:43 pm on 2.23.07
You are the only one who understands me. You don’t mind if I’m bald, do you? You can be my baby, now. Yes….good baby. I’ll shave your head and we can dress alike and be twinkies.
6 sam || 8:25 pm on 2.25.07
Now we actually know what that “hit” means when she sings “Hit me baby, one more time.”