Wow, has it been a month already?
Seems like just yesterday that Britney Spears shaved her head, attacked a car with an umbrella, and checked into rehab for the third time in a week in order to avoid losing custody of her spawn. Ahhh, time flies, especially for Britney, who had alcoholic anonymous hook-ups and cases of Coke to devour while serving her substance abuse sentence.
Britney and estranged husband Kevin Federline have agreed to an initial 50/50 custody arrangement for their children, and at some point Britney will regain primary bad parenting duties while Kevin will have visitation rights when he’s not in Vegas chasing hookers.
The big remaining question is… will Britney grow some hair, or keep the Dr. Evil look?
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1 Lindsay and Robbie: Poster Children for Rehab Success | Celebrity Hack || 8:54 am on 3.28.07
[…] to have anyone touch his limey ass at all, I’m feeling all warm and fuzzy inside. It’s too bad Britney couldn’t join in for a “I Wasted My Money at Rehab” party pic, complete with the Cuervo Gold, […]
2 Is Britney Spears Dating Luke Walton? | Celebrity Hack || 8:58 am on 4.10.07
[…] rehab changed Britney Spears. Ever since she got out, she’s become a Lakers fan, routinely attending home games to cheer on Kobe Bryant and the […]