Britney Spears lost custody of her kids to K-Fed. Wow.I know I know… you read that headline and figured dumbass left the little ones at the truck stop where she scores Oxycontin milkshakes and rejuvenates her weave. But no… she has actually lost custody of her kids to Father of the Year Kevin Federline.
Since getting a court to take kids away from a mother is a tough thing to accomplish, let’s take a look at why. You’d think all of her craziness, reckless behavior and criminal fashion choices would be enough. But here’s what did her in with the court:
Spears was ordered to meet with a drug counselor — she didn’t do it.
Spears was ordered to submit to drug testing — she didn’t do it.
Spears was ordered to enroll in parenting classes — didn’t do it.
Spears was also required to sign the judge’s order — again, she didn’t.
Look, this is just wrong. Taking parenting classes and submitting to drug testing and counseling is a really good way to kill your buzz. And signing the judge’s order would require hillbilly girl to learn how to write. As if.
27 comments... add one!
1 james deezolio || 11:13 am on 10.2.07
Oxycontin milkshakes, CLASSIC!
2 Michelle || 2:28 pm on 10.2.07
Its really sad that her personal life is made to be a joke for people to laugh at, Sick! I wish all the best for her.
3 anonymous || 7:18 pm on 10.2.07
Britney wanted to get rid of these children. I wonder if she is one of those women who hate the children after the relationship is over. You know the, ‘ I don’t want you, I don’t want your kids’ thing.
4 KAT || 2:50 am on 10.3.07
WHATEVER IT IS, THOSE BABIES ARE BETTER OFF NOW! NOW SHE CAN CONTINUE HER SELF CENTERED, SELF DESTRUCTIVE LIFE WITHOUT HAVING THE BURDEN OF “TAKING CARE OF” HER BOYS. WHAT A WASTE OF AIR!!!
5 Dubdubi || 6:46 am on 10.3.07
Good,da babiez r gonna be safe with da dad(Hopefully),Itz hard 2 trust britney whether she could take care of her babiez,Poor babiez, I mean Whtz jzt wrong with her!!! If she really lovez her kidz y cant she stop bullshitting around!
6 maria francisca gutierrez || 11:12 am on 10.4.07
I´m glad it happened, sha can not take good care of those little kids!!!!That´s what you get!!!!!
7 darryl kitteringham || 7:21 pm on 10.4.07
It is funny how people like to laugh at others. Sort of a problem with self assteem. Simply agreeing with the judge is fine… but I am guessing people who read this gossip.. really have a hard time looking in the mirror and admitting all there down falls……. Britney you will be just fine. keep on you path and work to eliminate the stress of those who must mob you to death and then laugh as they put you down.. They are really the hopeless ones in society. Good luck to Britney and get well. The funny thing is… Most people who are on side with britney don’t act. good that there is a place where losers can go….. well Have a great day.
8 Anonymous || 5:10 pm on 10.5.07
Well, someone is just dying to get into her panties. Shouldn’t be much of a problem, she doesn’t wear any, anyway…
9 jaaziel || 10:19 am on 10.6.07
yes! Now that I’ve lost custody of my kids, I get to go out underwearless more often!
10 Shaunalee || 1:28 pm on 10.19.07
Why the hell would anyone feel sry for her!! Its her own doing her own actions that made this happen!! If you cant be a reasponsible parent then dont spread your legs!!Espesilly being famous youd think she would know better then to screw up her and her kids life in the public eye! So if people make jokes its her own fault and I dont feel bad one bit!!!
11 nadine || 11:58 am on 10.21.07
i hate dose kids
12 Dean Klassen || 10:58 am on 10.23.07
I was over rated as a singer and now I am over rated as a human being!
13 Portland Fashion || 9:43 pm on 10.23.07
What the hell!
14 Teresa || 9:58 pm on 11.3.07
“I don’t know what’s more saggy..your tits or that burrito your carrying !!
15 secret || 11:21 am on 11.6.07
I cant believe it, those POOR children are better off without her!! All she cares about is her celeberty and slut life, idiot!!
16 lilmag || 11:39 am on 11.8.07
Well know, I guess I need a Bra..
17 Kikia || 9:00 pm on 11.9.07
It looks like shes saying ” Finaly, I have money for once!”
18 deema osman || 5:22 pm on 11.17.07
aaahhh good freedom for the twins!!
19 Luckytracy || 3:52 am on 11.26.07
Britney is a poor single mom. It seems she needs true love more than anything else now. Her profile was found on millionaire dating site WealthyRomance.com. Good luck to her search.
20 aneta || 5:33 pm on 11.27.07
i think the kids are better in a dumpster then wit k-fed, and im freaking serious about thatt. they should go back 2 poor britt. i feel so sry for her =(
21 Devon L || 2:19 am on 12.2.07
Britney is a cash cow now. Men should impregnate her and sit back and cash checks the way gold diggers have been doing for ages.
22 Ary || 10:20 am on 12.10.07
I feel really sorry for her, because, she doesnt live the life that we do, her life is with way more stressful than ours, but im glad they took the kids away from her, she doesnt even know how to take care of herself, how on earth shes gonna take care of two babies!… ?¿
23 Tanisha || 6:48 pm on 12.25.07
Good, now that i don’t need to pay for those brats, i can finally afford a bra.
24 Noor || 4:11 am on 1.6.08
i guess she needs badly to wear bra her breast falling to her knees
25 Abigail || 9:16 pm on 1.6.08
So true…..
26 pip || 5:01 pm on 1.21.08
finally now lets go to the club!
27 jaspreet || 9:09 pm on 2.23.08
last night was great… too bad kevin and i are in the middle of a custody war!