An umbrella-wielding Britney Spears showed up at the home of Kevin Federline last night, banging on the front and back doors hoping to reclaim for her brood the couple’s two legendary bat boys. When K-Fed wisely refused to come to the door, Britney unleashed her unholy vengeance against the surrounding paparazzi, leading them and police on a three-state chase before returning to her cave to wait out the coming deadly rays of sunlight.
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1 chas || 4:04 pm on 2.22.07
once you go whack you never go back.
2 Lynch || 6:59 pm on 2.22.07
“BRIT angry! You don’t want to see BRIT angry! BRIT smash!”
3 Joe Morso || 7:06 pm on 2.22.07
Federline…make…Hulk…angry!
4 mojodelirium || 12:58 pm on 2.23.07
Britney auditions for new a Fox reality program, “Britney, The SUV Slayer”.
5 sam || 8:29 pm on 2.25.07
We’re just as surprised as you are that we were able to tell you this instead of inane details about Anna Nicole Smith.
6 blah blah || 9:26 pm on 2.27.07
LOL At the bat boys comparison! Looks like she’s PMS-ing gone too hormonal
7 Bill Martin || 10:44 pm on 3.10.07
She is such a dumb ass.