Britney Spears ruthlessly dishes out door dings in her Mercedes.Britney Spears is continuing her run for the Humanitarian of the Year Award. Here we have video of dumbass Britney hitting a Mercedes station wagon with her car while trying to park. Then Britney opens her door and hits the car again.
So, of course she gets out and inspects the damage to the other car, and leaves a note, right? Instead, Britney checks out her own car, and walks off. Nice.
Really, we can’t expect Britney to act like a person with a brain and a chromosomal structure undamaged from generations of moonshine and inbreeding would. Just watch the video after the jump, and mutter “bless her heart” like they do for all retarded kids down South.
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1 Hoosier Since Birth || 10:20 pm on 8.8.07
First of all, let me say that I’m just as bad as everyone else when it comes to celebrity gossip - some days, I can’t get enough - and if weren’t for us gossip hounds, the paparazzi would be out of jobs! I completely agree that Britney is a total wreck and needs some serious downtime with a good therapist and/or straightjacket; however, I pity her at the same time. Let’s forget for a moment that without the paparazzi, many “stars” would have no fame to speak of (wouldn’t that be a relief?!), so celebrities bring the constant attention and many embarrassments on themselves - but if I had to deal with a horde of flashbulbs in front of me at all times, I would be COMPLETELY insane! I felt violent just watching her trying to walk through those photographers - how irritating could that possibly be? No wonder so many celebrities are crazy. I’d be nuts too if I had the equivalent of a stobe light flashing in my eyes constantly. Of course, if she’d stay home with her kids, that problem would be solved. OK, I take my pity back, but I still wanna hit somebody when I think about those cameras!
2 Celebrity Hack || 10:41 pm on 8.8.07
You’re right, I feel terrible.
3 zawadi || 2:12 pm on 8.10.07
not into celebrity gossip much, I just pass it by on the shelves and online. I think that people assume that STARS are anything but human.
Like they can’t poop or fart, but if they do, watch out someone will be right there to take a sample to see how much it weighs etc…
As for B. Spears. The girl needs to ignore the gossip and do a Madonna. That means do what you like regardless of what people think. Also she needs a damn good Shrink!