When the last several lecherous weeks of Britney’s life culminate in a self-shorn scalp and a Sherman Oaks tattoo or two, it’s easy to arrive at the conclusion that she’s simply gone batshit crazy. But don’t be so sure.
We’ve got it on good authority that Ms. Spears is neck deep in a nefarious plot involving world domination, ill-tempered mutant crawfish, and frickin’ lasers. Don’t be surprised if she’s soon threatening us with assured destruction if she doesn’t receive…
One million dollars. Muwhahaha!
Either that, or she’s looking to emulate Charles Barkley. Hard to say, really.
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1 JENERIA || 12:26 am on 2.19.07
“We’re all born bald, baby,” intoned Ms. Spears as she took the role of president of the Telly Savalas Fan Club.
2 clint || 7:59 am on 2.19.07
Kevin wants 100 mill-yon dolla’s, oops Kevy Britneys done it again, .Now that Brit looks like a right tit (trailertrash american history x chic) y’all can get back together.maybe she’ll shave the kids heads too er like minny me’s running around belting out britney tunes, that’s rancid baby yeah
3 maecuff || 8:22 am on 2.19.07
I keep my mini-me in my pants.
4 sam || 1:19 pm on 2.20.07
I’m sorry Britney but we don’t speak freaky, deaky, you.
5 chas || 1:55 am on 2.22.07
Somebody find me a laser.
6 Lynch || 6:51 am on 2.22.07
“All I ever asked for was sharks with frickin’ lasers on their heads!”