Britney Spears in a priceless designer outfit fresh from the value bins at Wal-MartBecause there’s no other reason you’d leave the house in torn fishnets, hot pants, cowboy boots, a frilly see-through top with a pink bikini underneath, and aviator shades, topped off with a priceless beige fedora and sewn-in wig.
Personally, I think she should have rounded out the ensemble with a seeing eye teacup chihuahua and Gucci tapping stick, but I guess that’s why our highly-developed culture leaves fashion decisions to celebrities who know it best…
Check out Britney’s gaudy getup after the jump.
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