Britney Spears with little fart Sean PrestonIn addition to being a moderately good lip-syncher and a swell dresser, Britney Spears demonstrates that she’s a wonderful, loving daughter as well. Britney is apparently so pissed off that her parents made her go to rehab that she refuses to speak to her mother. Britney once claimed that Lynne Spears was her best friend, but this last weekend she refused to call or speak to her mom on Mother’s Day. And here’s the kicker, her mom was in the hospital with pneumonia at the time.
“Britney says her mom betrayed her and she refuses to get over it,†the source told the Enquirer. “When she was told to give her mom a call, Britney said: ‘I’m busy, I have my own kids now.’â€
Um, honey? You don’t even take care of your own kids. In between K-Fed ghetto lessons and your army of nannies, I don’t think those little guys know who you are. Maybe they think you’re that retarded cousin everyone has. You know, the one who pees in the potato salad at the family reunion and everyone pretends it’s cute? Yep, that’s you.