Britney Spears Enters Rehab, Comes Out Looking Like Rosie O’Donnell

~ 2.17.07 ~

Whenever I go on a two week binger, I always like to cap it off with a whirlwind rehab session in the Caribbean.

Apparently, Britney Spears is my kind of girl. How do I know this? Because she spent Friday in Aruba, drinking saltwater and doing drunken pilates — inspired by Ashley Olsen, of course — in order to sober up from her recent club-hopping, car-puking, boyfriend-losing, paparazzi-dodging shenanigans.


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  • 1 mojodelirium || 12:39 pm on 2.18.07

    Britney re-invents herself as Elvis Presley’s love child.