via DlistedThis may come as a bit of a shock, but apparently Britney Spears is not the model rehab guest. In fact, Britney’s behavior seems more in line with that of a 700 pound woman who lives inside a trailer that she never leaves due to girth and ambition issues. But hey, it’s her $48,000 that’s going to waste at the Promises rehab center as Britney attempts to deal with substance abuse, bipolar disorder, bulimia and postpartum depression.
It’s typical for someone who is getting off the sauce and other substances to develop a sweet tooth, but Britney has gone nuts. She reportedly drinks 24 cans of Coke a day!
But Coke binges are just part of Brit’s sugar fix. “She is also constantly eating lollipops and other hard candy, and when she eats food, it’s always something sweet, like danishes or donuts or cake or cookies.”
So get this… all those cans of Coke equals 3,300 calories a day alone, which doesn’t quite go away using the typical purge methods. Who else can add “failed bulimic” to a career as illustrious as Britney’s?
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1 blah blah || 2:55 pm on 3.15.07
she is gonna puff right up and loose all of her teeth and be even more disgusting.
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