Britney Falls for Another Loser Musician Who Loves Drugs and Booze

~ 4.5.07 ~

After finally getting rid of this loser would-be musician, and hooking up with this loser musician at AA, Britney has settled on loser musician Howie Day, who she first met after boinking him in the bushes while playing tennis at the Promises rehab center. Are we noticing a pattern here?

“Britney just lights up and seems back to her old self when she talks to Howie or tells people about him,” an “insider” tells the mag. “She thinks he’s very talented — and says he’s the best kisser ever!”

But not everyone is thrilled about the romance. Spears’ mother, Lynne, is concerned about Day’s past: he’s been arrested twice and was sent to rehab as part of his probation.

Listen up girlfriend, you need to catch a clue and stop taking relationship advice from Pamela Anderson. And while I’m dishing out free advice, you look retarded with those blue contacts and the wig/hat combo. It’s as if Mickey Rooney fucked Debbie Gibson in the back of a VW bus and nine months later, there you were.

Seriously.


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