Britney Spears is Deep

~ 5.29.07 ~

Britney Spears in a bikini wrapBritney Spears wrote a huge introspective letter on her Web site.

Britney has just released her life’s work—a 900-word dissertation on life, rehab and everything. I would tell you to go read the whole thing, but I’m only a sadist on the weekends. Here’s an excerpt:

“Recently, I was sent to a very humbling place called rehab. I truly hit rock bottom,” she writes. “Till this day I don’t think that it was alcohol or depression. I was like a bad kid running around with ADD [attention deficit disorder].”

She hit rock bottom in rehab? What about this, and this, and this in particular? Do fashion crimes not qualify as life low points?

I can’t believe I used to lust over Britney—just look at her lately. She’s only 25, and my mom looks better. Of course, my mom has been featured in Mother Load 2 and MILF Money 7, so she’s pretty hot. Flexible, too.


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