Britney Spears wrote a huge introspective letter on her Web site.Britney has just released her life’s work—a 900-word dissertation on life, rehab and everything. I would tell you to go read the whole thing, but I’m only a sadist on the weekends. Here’s an excerpt:
“Recently, I was sent to a very humbling place called rehab. I truly hit rock bottom,” she writes. “Till this day I don’t think that it was alcohol or depression. I was like a bad kid running around with ADD [attention deficit disorder].”
She hit rock bottom in rehab? What about this, and this, and this in particular? Do fashion crimes not qualify as life low points?
I can’t believe I used to lust over Britney—just look at her lately. She’s only 25, and my mom looks better. Of course, my mom has been featured in Mother Load 2 and MILF Money 7, so she’s pretty hot. Flexible, too.
2 comments... add one!
1 tanya kristine || 11:04 am on 5.30.07
you’re really quite funny. you should be way more popular than the “other” sites.
2 Hack || 5:51 pm on 5.30.07
Thank you Tanya. I think I’d be more popular if I were gay, so I’m working on that.