Pretty much the first thing they tell you at Alcoholics Anonymous is to focus on yourself, and more specifically, not to get involved with someone before you have your own life under control…
So naturally, Britney “What Rules?” Spears has rejected this priceless wisdom hogwash and fallen in love with Jason Filyaw, a drunk who she’s met exactly twice in her AA adventures.
Quality.
The most reputable news source in the world, the National Enquirer, says of Riva’s lead guitarist turned drunk turned star effer:
Britney adores Jason. He’s been a tower of strength for her at the lowest point in her life. She’s convinced Jason can help her through rehab because, as an alcoholic, he’s been through the same thing.
Well, either that, or he’s looking to use his “tower of power” to make headlines like our boy Ray-J.
6 comments... add one!
1 chas || 10:59 pm on 3.14.07
round two…ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
2 Sara || 7:33 am on 3.16.07
I love rock and metal music!! maybe britney is done being plastic and poppy and is moving into the humble world of hard rock!
With her shaved head she’s real, ugly but real!!
Wait until they find out about Jason Filyaw’s other band Quick Kill Formula - any real music by musician is better then K-fed -
i attached a link
3 XV || 11:37 pm on 3.19.07
Nothing wrong with Britney dating my man J. I mean, if he’s into chicks with the same hairstyle… well shit. More power to him.
And Quick Kill was pretty damn good. So was The Fuzz.
xv
4 digibot || 5:31 pm on 3.20.07
Go britney for liking a real musician! wow…its awesome to see her hangin out with people that really know how to play… and well its great she has someone like Jason Filyaw to lean on..he seems like a well rounded guy..whos been through a lot.. what real musician hasnt had there ups and downs? you gotta earn your stripes to sing your soul!
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