Britney Spears relives the inflatable kiddie pool days with this throwback “bikini.”Britney Spears has reportedly threatened the lives of some paparazzi, and seems to be a constant threat to the well-being of her own children. I’d go ahead and add small animals and good taste to the endangered list.
Britney Spears threw a baby bottle and threatened two photographers after they took pictures of her leaving a Las Vegas spa, the photographers said in a statement on Tuesday.
Spears yelled “I am going to kill you! I am going to f—ing kill you!,” at Andrew Deetz, the photographer who was allegedly beaten by Spears’ bodyguard on Thursday, according to a statement released by their lawyers.
The only things Britney can kill are a tube of Clearasil and a fashion designer’s spirit. Well, I guess we might add in those two rug rats of hers, too.
The new issue of US Weekly is destined to take Britney down, with a cover story about how she puts soda in Sean Preston and Jayden’s bottles, how their teeth are rotting out, and various other evidence of Britney being a bad mom.
“[Sean Preston] is having dental problems because Britney just shoves a bottle of juice in his mouth all the time to stop him from crying,†a “family insider†told Us. In April, Spears “asked an L.A. dentist if he would whiten her kid’s teeth†but the dentist refused.
I won’t be surprised when these two kids end up diabetic. Britney will mix in a little black tar heroin with the insulin, just so nap time starts immediately and she can get back to surfing for a stepfather over at whitetrash.net.