Britney Spears relives the inflatable kiddie pool days with this throwback “bikini.”Britney Spears has reportedly threatened the lives of some paparazzi, and seems to be a constant threat to the well-being of her own children. I’d go ahead and add small animals and good taste to the endangered list.
Britney Spears threw a baby bottle and threatened two photographers after they took pictures of her leaving a Las Vegas spa, the photographers said in a statement on Tuesday.
Spears yelled “I am going to kill you! I am going to f—ing kill you!,” at Andrew Deetz, the photographer who was allegedly beaten by Spears’ bodyguard on Thursday, according to a statement released by their lawyers.
The only things Britney can kill are a tube of Clearasil and a fashion designer’s spirit. Well, I guess we might add in those two rug rats of hers, too.
The new issue of US Weekly is destined to take Britney down, with a cover story about how she puts soda in Sean Preston and Jayden’s bottles, how their teeth are rotting out, and various other evidence of Britney being a bad mom.
“[Sean Preston] is having dental problems because Britney just shoves a bottle of juice in his mouth all the time to stop him from crying,” a “family insider” told Us. In April, Spears “asked an L.A. dentist if he would whiten her kid’s teeth” but the dentist refused.
I won’t be surprised when these two kids end up diabetic. Britney will mix in a little black tar heroin with the insulin, just so nap time starts immediately and she can get back to surfing for a stepfather over at whitetrash.net.
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1 samar || 6:01 pm on 8.1.07
Wo0o0ow i’v to change my underwear !!!