via The BlemishTo celebrate his 52nd birthday, Bruce Willis decided to let his hair down and engage in a riveting make-out session with… Courtney Love.
The unlikely couple were spotted in flagrante canoodle March 19 at the Roxy nightclub on Sunset Blvd. “They were full-on making out,” laughs a witness.
Getting old in Hollywood is a real bitch. I mean, either you turn into a volatile bigot like Mel Gibson, or you end up making out with transsexuals on your birthday—it’s a losing proposition no matter what.
In other news, Rumer Willis has joined Barnum & Bailey’s Circus as a clown who makes animal figures out of condom balloons. At least Bruce has something to be proud of.
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1 Bruce Willis is a Big Pansy | Celebrity Hack || 12:52 pm on 5.1.07
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