Buy Angelina Jolie’s Babies For Big Bucks!

~ 3.27.08 ~

Angelina Jolie with her kidsAngelina Jolie will cash in with her uterus.

Would you pay $10 million for a picture of Angelina Jolie’s twins? And no fellas, I don’t mean her tits.

According to National Enquirer editor Barry Levine, pictures of Angelina’s twin babies may command almost $10 million. This is better incentive to squeeze out kids than welfare any ol’ day. The New York Post reveals the obvious:

One magazine editor who asked to remain anonymous said, “It’s at the point now where some stars might decide to have more kids just to collect the money from their photos.”

“It’s become big business now,” Levine said. “It’s outrageous, they’ve gotten very sophisticated. The rights are bought up now even before the celeb enters the hospital. They hire extra security so it’s impossible to obtain a photo illegally.”

Man, I wouldn’t pay $10 million to own those two kids. I mean, what kind of resale value can you get on babies anyway? It’s like driving a car off the lot, right? The older they get, the more money you lose.

Although I have considered adopting this cute 17-year-old Thai girl. It’s a tragic story, really.

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1 comment... add one!

  • 1 Lindsey Fisher || 11:54 am on 5.28.08

    hahahahah, I would never pay that, and why is everybody saying Lindsey Lohan and Eugene Osei are having a child or whatever..

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