Lindsay Lohan and Calum Best are headed for splitsvilleLinday Lohan’s new Brit boy Calum Best is just using her well-used ass, and I’m loving it like McDonalds. She, on the other hand, went into a screaming rage when she caught him collecting phone numbers from chicks in the club when her back was turned. This follows an incident in the Bahamas when Calum canoodled with a random chick while Lindsay powdered her nose. This time, the shizzle truly hit the fan.
Sources told Page Six the “screamfest” started in the penthouse and ended up in the lobby. “Calum’s clothes were torn, and after a few minutes, they got back into the elevator and went back to their room,” said one onlooker.
Ha… Lohan has finally found a bigger slut than herself. Hohan Hearts a Ho will be the title of my new children’s book about the dangers of becoming a sleazy tramp. Dr. Seuss can’t touch this, and you know this.
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1 claire booth luce || 3:17 pm on 5.17.07
STD’s mess up your brain.
2 Calum Best Loves Hookers and Blow | Celebrity Hack || 10:54 am on 5.30.07
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