Can You Guess the Smurf?

Well, I don’t think it’s a dude. God, I hope it ain’t a dude!

Seriously, whose twiggy torso is that?
Here’s a hint: it’s not Carmen Electra—I could spot those curves a mile away. How long has she been smoking hot, anyway? She pwns.
Even after we got her on the front page of Digg for kissing a girl, Hayden Panettiere says she hates bloggers. Ungrateful child.
Gone are the days when see-through bras were enough to elicit praise from fans. This is the sex tape era, my friends.
It’s not even Friday night yet, but Lindsay Lohan’s breasts have already come out to play.
Holy crap… I don’t know who Holly Weber is, but her curves are outta this world!
Nicky Hilton, face sucker.
This picture of Ashlee Simpson will turn you to stone.
Now here’s a product that really fills a void in today’s marketplace—the world’s second fastest condom!
Why not pick a fight with Iron Man Robert Downey Jr.? He seems pretty stable, and he looks totally non-threatening. Totally.
Did you know that “supermodel” actually means “professional underwear trier-onner?”
Kate Beckinsale’s squeeze looks like a friggin gummy bear.

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