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Kellie Pickler’s pea brain juxtaposes nicely with her big boobs
Kellie Pickler sure has gotten a lot of media attention since she revealed her breast augmentation on American Idol. Ryan Seacrest made a point of noticing that night, but when she chatted with Seacrest again on his radio show she still wouldn’t come correct about her […]

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American Idol finalists Melinda Doolittle, Blake Lewis, and Jordin Sparks
Half the free world will be watching American Idol tonight to see which of the three finalists will get the ax. According to someone who actually watched the show, last night’s performances were all “quite excellent,” so I’m guessing the person who gets cut tonight will […]

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Elvis Presley has left the American Idol building
In a heartbreaking moment for the King of Rock and Roll, Elvis Presley was eliminated from contention on American Idol last night after performing a duet with Celine Dion. Viewers seemed unimpressed with Elvis and his vocal stylings, while the nascent “Bring Back Sanjaya” movement gathered steam amongst […]

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Sanjaya Malakar gets the boot, but Shyamali wants an encore
My faith in humanity has been partially restored—Sanjaya Malakar was voted off of American Idol last night despite the cleavage investment his sister Shyamali made to keep him going. What really amazes me is why I care at all, because I don’t. But this dude was […]

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Paula Abdul is not a diva
I’m not sure if this qualifies as another “Paula Abdul is drunk” story, or if it’s just that she’s a retarded wannabe diva, but whichever, she’s dangerously in need of a clue. Here’s what happened on a sold-out Southwest Airlines flight from San Jose to Burbank, California according to Star:
“She […]

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via American Idol
I realize that this site is starting to look like the “new release” section of a blue movie store, but it’s not my fault! We’re living in the golden age of the celebrity sex tape, where anyone with a camera, a TV appearance, and a sweet ass can become ridiculously famous overnight.
The latest […]

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via Us Magazine
In a show of sissy-boy solidarity, Ryan Seacrest donned a rooster-hawk wig last night on American Idol, mimicking Sanjaya Malakar’s Foghorn Leghorn impersonation from earlier in the week. Apparently the fine folks at US Magazine thought this was some seriously funny stuff.
In what had to be one of the most humorous moments […]

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Idol cast-off Alaina Alexander followed Antonella Barba’s “get famous quick” checklist, so now her T&A are out on the Web working overtime. I just love the enterprising type, don’t you?
Seriously? Here’s visual proof that the Olsen twins were once pretty darn cute!
Looking back, isn’t it just so obvious that Drew Barrymore would drink tang?
Scott […]

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