~ American Idol ~
Sanjaya Malakar Rocks a Mohawk on American Idol, Officially Jumps the Shark
~ 3.28.07 ~
via Rickey
We’re all getting played by Sanjaya Malakar.
Last week, he employed his sister Shymali’s boobs in a genius act of attention whoreism, and this week, he came on stage sporting the ever-present “faux-hawk,” thus ensuring thousands of Google searches for his whack hairstyles until he gets the inevitable boot from American Idol.
Catch a couple more […]
Shyamali Malakar Has Boobs,
Knows How to Use Them
~ 3.23.07 ~
via Pop Off
Outside of Antonella Barba and her wet t-shirt, the most popular person on this season’s American Idol has been Sanjaya Malakar, the kid whose hair has drawn more attention than his vocal talent ever could.
That is, until his bouncy-boobed sister Shyamali returned this week, sporting enough cleavage to support a third world country. […]
Michael Jackson to Divert Attention Away from a Drunken Paula Abdul
on American Idol?
~ 2.14.07 ~
via TMZ
I’m bringin’ rhinestone back… YEAH. I’m bringin’ rhinestone back… YEAH.
Seriously, though, TMZ.com is reporting that Jacko “might … ‘mentor’ the impressionable young talent” on American Idol during a Michael Jackson-themed week of the show.
With Idol ratings sagging like grandma’s boobs, I can’t think of anything better to recapture the public’s attention than getting desperate […]
