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Angelina Jolie will cash in with her uterus.
Would you pay $10 million for a picture of Angelina Jolie’s twins? And no fellas, I don’t mean her tits.
According to National Enquirer editor Barry Levine, pictures of Angelina’s twin babies may command almost $10 million. This is better incentive to squeeze out kids than welfare any ol’ […]

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Angelina Jolie makes out with her sexually ambiguous brother, James Haven.
Since Saint Jolie began running her multinational boarding home for orphans, people have almost forgotten that she’s a freaky lil’ tramp who was into blood play and making out with her own brother. Ahh, those were the days.
Angelina has said she had sworn of other […]

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are reportedly going to buy a freaking yacht for $137 million. That is not a typo. Brangelina are basically going to get a mini Carnival Cruise ocean liner for that much coin.
The Hollywood couple are said to be splashing out the enormous sum on a luxury 240ft-long three-deck yacht, which […]

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via Metro
You may have noticed that Saint Angelina has been getting treated like a common street hooker by the paper tabloids lately. Seems these peeps are pissed that they’re not getting quality photos of the ever-expanding Brangelina Rainbow Coalition.
If Angelina Jolie adopts a fifth child from Chad as expected, maybe she should let some other […]

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