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via MSNBC
It took two months, but the Anna Nicole Baby Daddy Tournament is officially over, and Larry Birkhead is the winner.
The first words out of Birkhead’s mouth after the victory? “I told you so.”
He then proceeded to dance around the press area in front of the courthouse, saying, “I am the greatest! I’m champion of […]

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via The Blemish
Well, it certainly took long enough, but Anna Nicole Smith’s autopsy results are out:
Anna Nicole Smith died from an accidental overdose of a powerful sedative that became lethal when mixed with nine other prescription drugs found in her system, according to a coroner’s report released this morning.
Thanks for the scoop, Quincy. Everyone knew […]

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Last night, Heather Mills McCartney made her debut on Dancing with the Stars, and the judges pegged her as the future bride of Satan—6, 6, 6!
Any excuse to check out Keira Knightley for two hours is a good one. Throw in some Johnny Depp, and your wife slutty, nubile secretary with 36 DD’s might […]

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With the tournament brackets now revealed, it’s time to start penciling in your picks for the world-famous Paternity Madness Anna Nicole Baby Daddy Bracket!
The number one overall seed, Larry Birkhead, has gone largely uncontested throughout the season. In recent weeks, however, we’ve seen the emergence of some real dark horse contenders (or should I say, […]

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Well, we called it back in February when we seeded OJ Simpson at number four in the Twin Peaks Regional of the Anna Nicole Baby Daddy Bracket. Considered by many at the time to be a dark horse in the race, we never had a doubt that he was a viable contender.
Now, the New York […]

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via Dlisted
And just when you thought we couldn’t possibly squeeze any more news out of the Anna Nicole Smith turnip, there’s this:
Howard K. Stern’s lawyer, Krista Barth, is rumored to have snatched a styrofoam cup off of the witness stand while Birkhead was testifying in the burial hearing. The reason? DNA testing, of course!
Now, TMZ.com […]

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If things weren’t bad enough with Howard K. Stern and Larry Birkhead both claiming to be the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s daughter Dannielynn Hope, Prince Frederick von Anhalt is now also claiming paternity. Plus, nasty rumors have surfaced that Anna’s deceased son Daniel may be the father, or maybe even the frozen […]

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via Superficial and TMZ
Mere hours before Anna Nicole Smith’s unfortunate demise, Rosie O’Donnell was ripping her on The View, even doing one of her famous “impressions” that tend to make her look like a giant buffoon.
If I have to see Anna Nicole Smith one more time on television, one more time, that woman and her […]

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