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Britney Spears has got some serious hair issues.
Britney Spears is getting audited.
According to a spokesman, the IRS is only trying to make sure Britney has not been a victim of theft. Last year, Britney had an estimated fortune of $190 million, but that number shrank by nearly $60 million in 2007. As a result, people […]

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Britney Spears lost custody of her kids to K-Fed. Wow.
I know I know… you read that headline and figured dumbass left the little ones at the truck stop where she scores Oxycontin milkshakes and rejuvenates her weave. But no… she has actually lost custody of her kids to Father of the Year Kevin Federline.
Since getting […]

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Britney Spears “performs” at the 2007 VMAs.
Call it an embarrassment. You know something’s wrong in the world when the Associated Press is harshing on a celebrity harder than the bloggers.
Somewhere, Kevin Federline is laughing.
An out-of-shape, out-of-touch Britney Spears delivered what was destined to be the most talked about performance of the MTV Video Music Awards […]

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Britney Spears shows a little ass for some face time.
Picture says it all people. Who needs lame attempts at comedic writing when you’ve got Britney Spears out in public? I think I’ll just shift this place over to LOLcats and retarded Britney pics, although that’s a pretty shitty thing to do to a cat.
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Britney Spears ruthlessly dishes out door dings in her Mercedes.
Britney Spears is continuing her run for the Humanitarian of the Year Award. Here we have video of dumbass Britney hitting a Mercedes station wagon with her car while trying to park. Then Britney opens her door and hits the car again.
So, of course she gets […]

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Britney Spears relives the inflatable kiddie pool days with this throwback “bikini.”
Britney Spears has reportedly threatened the lives of some paparazzi, and seems to be a constant threat to the well-being of her own children. I’d go ahead and add small animals and good taste to the endangered list.
Britney Spears threw a baby bottle and […]

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Britney Spears unleashed a barrage of 4-letter words and insults on photographers.
I’m so sick of Britney Spears. Won’t someone just take out the trash, because it’s starting to stink bad. Britney makes me feel dirty, and not in the way I pay good money for.
Ms. Spears displayed her wonderful vocabulary skills over the wails of […]

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Britney Spears is drinking in stealth mode… Sneaky!
We know Britney Spears is a mess to look at, and her recent vendettas against her mother and former manager for getting her into rehab show she’s also not the sharpest tool in the shed. But now Ms. Spears is reportedly drinking like a fish again, but doing […]

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