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Britney Spears wrote a scathing poem to her mom. Britney Spears has now turned to poetry to express her anger with her mother Lynne. My best guess is that Britney now acutely realizes that she is a worthless piece of white trash, and blames mom for it. Poor Grandma Spears—she did the best she could [...]

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Britney Spears wants to call off the divorce with Kevin Federline. Britney Spears is reportedly badgering Kevin Federline to reconcile with her because she “wants her family back.” K-Fed, on the other (clean) hand, says just give me my money, I got other dummies to exploit. “The conversation grew heated and Kevin said he wasn’t [...]

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Sean Preston Federline has a mini Escalade… on dubs. According to Page Six, Britney Spears acted like a crazy little brat on the set of a perfume commercial. What the hell is this skanky scent called, Eau de Etoufee? “There was a shoot last week in L.A. for a new perfume she’s coming out with [...]

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Britney Spears chucked a knife at a stage manager’s head at a House of Blues. Britney Spears throws knife at guy’s head Maggie Gyllenhaal’s hot breast… with kid attached Paris Hilton has a younger brother, and he got mugged Nicole Richie might be pregnant with something… Petra Nemcova is gorgeous in these pictures Check out [...]

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Britney Spears absolutely has a cottage cheese ass. I’ve been holding off on posting these Brintey Spears bikini pictures for a couple of days, trying to keep my lunch down long enough to hit submit. If you’ve already seen these pics of pop princess Britney, then here’s to your successful completion of therapy. It just [...]

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Britney Spears puked in the men’s bathroom at the Mondrian Hotel’s Sky Bar. Britney Spears is sick of Lohan and Paris making all the “Young Hollywood is a disaster” news, so she had to jump back in with some sordid news of her own. Britney was found puking all over the place in the men’s [...]

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Britney Spears wrote a huge introspective letter on her Web site. Britney has just released her life’s work—a 900-word dissertation on life, rehab and everything. I would tell you to go read the whole thing, but I’m only a sadist on the weekends. Here’s an excerpt: “Recently, I was sent to a very humbling place [...]

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Terra Jole actually sings Britney Spears Why someone doesn’t smack Britney Spears is beyond me. She’s just ridiculous, and it looks like her fragile mental stability is starting to unravel again. On her way to another one of her faux lip-synching “concerts” – this time in Orlando – Britney inconvenienced an entire airplane full of [...]

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