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Britney Spears with little fart Sean Preston
In addition to being a moderately good lip-syncher and a swell dresser, Britney Spears demonstrates that she’s a wonderful, loving daughter as well. Britney is apparently so pissed off that her parents made her go to rehab that she refuses to speak to her mother. Britney once claimed that […]

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K-Fed wants you to know how many kids he likes to have with his baby mammas
The Britney Spears mystery continues to deepen, with new rumors regarding a possible sexual assault days before she shaved her head and went off the deep end. Ex-hubby Kevin Federline apparently believes that there is more than one person operating […]

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Britney Spears is a charter member of the Ted Nugent fan club
Now that she’s out of rehab and her Lip-Synching to the Oldies tour is in full swing, Britney Spears has added the role of trendsetting fashionista to her ever-growing resume.
The “unstable trucker” look is going to be huge come huntin’ season, and I expect […]

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Britney Spears and the M&Ms on stage in San Diego
Pop tart Britney Spears sure knows how to rock a crowd. Last night in San Diego’s House of Blues, she and some go-go back up dancers took the stage as the M&Ms, and she opened the set by lip-synching one of her old, worn-out hits:
Spears seemed […]

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Britney Spears in a priceless designer outfit fresh from the value bins at Wal-Mart
Because there’s no other reason you’d leave the house in torn fishnets, hot pants, cowboy boots, a frilly see-through top with a pink bikini underneath, and aviator shades, topped off with a priceless beige fedora and sewn-in wig.
Personally, I think she should […]

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Britney Spears rocks a straw cowboy hat in an attempt to bring Hee Haw back
Let’s see… blue contacts, cowboy hat and boots, wig, and fur coat. It’s springtime in LA, and Britney comes outside wearing this wonderful ensemble. I almost feel bad for making so much fun of her… she’s obviously a permanent passenger on […]

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via USA Today
Sure, rehab changed Britney Spears. Ever since she got out, she’s become a Lakers fan, routinely attending home games to cheer on Kobe Bryant and the rest of the team, who are really only there to rebound the 21 bricks Kobe lays each night.
Just like I would never go to a bar unless […]

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via PopSugar
After finally getting rid of this loser would-be musician, and hooking up with this loser musician at AA, Britney has settled on loser musician Howie Day, who she first met after boinking him in the bushes while playing tennis at the Promises rehab center. Are we noticing a pattern here?
“Britney just lights up and […]

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