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Avril Lavigne Hates on Britney Spears
~ 4.2.07 ~
via The Sun
Avril Lavigne decided to kick a sista’ when she down recently, which makes her uniquely qualified to become a celebrity blogger. Apparently Lavigne thinks Britney Spears is simply too weak to cope with fame.
“What’s happened to Britney is all down to who she is as a person. If you want a piece of […]
Cry Me a River for K-Fed
~ 3.30.07 ~
via The Bosh
Is it wrong to mix Justin Timberlake metaphors with the post-Britney fate of Kevin Ferderline? I think not, given how much the wigga twins have in common.
Britney Spears and Federline have reached a final divorce settlement, and Kevin is reportedly walking away with only $1 million of Britney’s estimated $100 million in loot, […]
Lindsay and Robbie: Poster Children for
Rehab Success
~ 3.27.07 ~
via Ninja Dude
It does my heart good to see these two fuck ups get it together… together. Don’t they look nice?
Lindsay Lohan and Robbie Williams snuggle up in complete clean-and-sober ecstasy at the Tudor’s after party in Los Angeles. With Lindsay banging anyone with a pulse and a Toyota Camry, and Robbie lucky to have […]
Crazy Wife Burns Weiland’s Wardrobe
Plus These Other Links
~ 3.26.07 ~
Scott Weiland will have some stories to tell about his weekend. On Saturday, he trashed a hotel room with his wife, and then later that night, the crazy bitch allegedly took all his clothes out on the lawn and torched them. Nothing makes being a cop worthwhile like that late night “female burning clothes” call.
Britain […]
What Would Lindsay Lohan Smoke?
~ 3.23.07 ~
Lindsay Lohan shows us that nothing caps a week of alcohol abuse and late-night partying like a ride around the block with god riding shotgun.
After god’s had enough of her bad driving, Lindsay likes to cart him around with her Mr. T starter set.
Finally, after god goes to bed early thanks to a long day […]
Britney Leaves Rehab, Agrees to Ruin Kids Equally with Kevin
~ 3.21.07 ~
Wow, has it been a month already?
Seems like just yesterday that Britney Spears shaved her head, attacked a car with an umbrella, and checked into rehab for the third time in a week in order to avoid losing custody of her spawn. Ahhh, time flies, especially for Britney, who had alcoholic anonymous hook-ups and cases […]
News Flash! Britney Spears a Toxic,
Indulgent Child
~ 3.15.07 ~
via Dlisted
This may come as a bit of a shock, but apparently Britney Spears is not the model rehab guest. In fact, Britney’s behavior seems more in line with that of a 700 pound woman who lives inside a trailer that she never leaves due to girth and ambition issues. But hey, it’s her $48,000 […]
Jason Filyaw is Britney’s
Leading AA Rebounder
~ 3.14.07 ~
Pretty much the first thing they tell you at Alcoholics Anonymous is to focus on yourself, and more specifically, not to get involved with someone before you have your own life under control…
So naturally, Britney “What Rules?” Spears has rejected this priceless wisdom hogwash and fallen in love with Jason Filyaw, a drunk who she’s […]
