~ Britney Spears ~
Kevin Federline Shaves Head, Parties in Vegas to Support Britney
~ 3.7.07 ~
left pic via Dlisted
In an amazing show of solidarity with his wack-job estranged wife, K-Fed dumped his kids somewhere, shaved his head, and went to Las Vegas to party his ass off.
Concerned that too many people were finding him to be something approximating a responsible parent, Federline quickly changed course so as not to make […]
Britney Spears — Happy or Loaded?
~ 3.1.07 ~
via Popsugar
Last night, and for the third time in under two weeks, Britney left her rehab facility (this one is called Promises for those of you who are counting).
Instead of trying to freebase black tar in a dingy public restroom like any real junkie on the lam from rehab, Britney used her free time to […]
Britney Hits Rehab One More Time
~ 2.22.07 ~
via TMZ
After failing to achieve instant detox gratification is two other attempts at rehab in the last week, Britney Spears has once again checked in at Promises in Malibu. The fear of losing custody of her children to Kevin Federline became all too real after K-Fed not only called an emergency custody hearing, but […]
Britney Seeks Return of Bat Boys From K-Fed
~ 2.22.07 ~
An umbrella-wielding Britney Spears showed up at the home of Kevin Federline last night, banging on the front and back doors hoping to reclaim for her brood the couple’s two legendary bat boys. When K-Fed wisely refused to come to the door, Britney unleashed her unholy vengeance against the surrounding paparazzi, leading them and […]
Kevin Federline Moves to Take Custody of Britney’s Kids
~ 2.21.07 ~
Setting the stage for an epic battle legal commentators are calling the Wigga versus the Wig, K-Fed attorneys have asked a judge for an emergency hearing on Thursday to discuss his custody dispute with estranged wife Britney Spears.
And by estranged I mean effing nuts.
Given two very temporary trips to rehab, an impromptu head buzz, and […]
Oops, Britney Bails Out of Rehab Again
~ 2.21.07 ~
I’ll admit, once Britney re-entered rehab after seemingly losing all touch with reality and strategic grooming concerns, we were going to lay off of her. She clearly has problems, and it didn’t seem fair to keep piling on after she checked into Promises in Malibu to try to get help (again).
But then, wouldn’t ya […]
Britney’s Not Crazy… She’s Evil!
~ 2.18.07 ~
When the last several lecherous weeks of Britney’s life culminate in a self-shorn scalp and a Sherman Oaks tattoo or two, it’s easy to arrive at the conclusion that she’s simply gone batshit crazy. But don’t be so sure.
We’ve got it on good authority that Ms. Spears is neck deep in a […]
Britney Spears Shaves Her Head Bald
~ 2.17.07 ~
via TMZ
Apparently upset with our assertions that she was sporting the Rosie O’Donnell look after exiting rehab, Britney decided to get some more ink done at a Sherman Oaks tattoo parlor… but not before shaving her freaking head completely bald.
Spears was photographed at the valley tattoo shop “Body and Soul” in Sherman Oaks, getting a […]
