via VH1 Blog

Obviously thinking with her head and not with her penis, New York (Tiffany Pollard) chose Tango (Patrick Hunter) over Chance (Kamal Givens) in Monday night’s anti-climactic finale of I Love New York on VH1. However, as is usually the case with these reality shows, all the fireworks began after the elimination.

Chance, who was easily the funniest, most thugged-out, most outrageous character on the show, refused to show New York love after he got the boot, telling her that “you ain’t my girl.” Once he was out the door and on the way to the limo (you know, where chicks cry and dudes badmouth the ho that just dumped them), Chance informed New York’s mom, Sister Patterson, that he was “gonna go blow a blunt” and that she looked “like a devil in a suit right now.”

By the time he was safely in the limo, Chance hit full stride—check out his verbal ho-slappin’ video.