~ Dancing with the Stars ~

Was Heather Mills McCartney a Prostitute?

~ 4.17.07 ~

Heather Mills McCartney on Dancing with the Stars
This is actually old news, but I guess since Heather Mills McCartney has been pirouetting around the set of Dancing with the Stars, News of the World decided to remind us that Heather once had sex with Arabs and arms dealers for money. Never forget, people… never forget.
According […]

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Former American Idol Contestant Alaina Alexander Says “Me Too,” Gets Naked

~ 3.28.07 ~

via MySpace

Idol cast-off Alaina Alexander followed Antonella Barba’s “get famous quick” checklist, so now her T&A are out on the Web working overtime. I just love the enterprising type, don’t you?
Seriously? Here’s visual proof that the Olsen twins were once pretty darn cute!
Looking back, isn’t it just so obvious that Drew Barrymore would drink tang?
Scott […]

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Paul McCartney Sends Heather Mills Flowers, Note, Uses Embarrassingly Inappropriate Expression

~ 3.22.07 ~

Confirming the fact that he’s a classy bloke, Paul McCartney reportedly sent flowers and a note to his ex-wife, Heather Mills, wishing her well in her appearance on Dancing with the Stars.
Here’s what Heather had to say about the kind gesture during an interview with Larry King:
It was nice. There was a card that read, […]

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Nicky Hilton Shows Her Naughty Bits While You Try and Figure Out If Any of This Crap is Really Newsworthy

~ 3.20.07 ~

via Popoholic

Last night, Heather Mills McCartney made her debut on Dancing with the Stars, and the judges pegged her as the future bride of Satan—6, 6, 6!
Any excuse to check out Keira Knightley for two hours is a good one. Throw in some Johnny Depp, and your wife slutty, nubile secretary with 36 DD’s might […]

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The Girls of Dancing with the Stars:
Former Supermodel Paulina Porizkova

~ 3.19.07 ~

Ever wonder what happens to supermodels after they, umm, get too old to be supermodels?
Me neither.
Regardless, I’ve done a little independent research and discovered that Paulina Porizkova, who will be a contestant on the fifth season of Dancing with the Stars, is actually a former supermodel and Sports Illustrated cover girl. You can catch her […]

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The Girls of Dancing with the Stars:
Shandi Finnessey, Miss USA 2004

~ 3.15.07 ~

As the token “hot chick” on the Game Show Network’s Lingo and Playmania, Shandi Finnessey is no stranger to face time on TV. Dancing on TV, though? We’re talking virgin territory for this beauty queen.
And you know how much we like virgin territory here at The Hack.
Anyway, we’ll all be watching desperately this season, hoping […]

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