~ David Beckham ~
Tom and Katie Party with the Beckhams
~ 6.18.07 ~
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes had dinner with David and Victoria Beckham.
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes traveled to Spain to watch David Beckham’s final game for Real Madrid before finalizing the move to LA. Yes, it was a freakshow.
“Tom and Katie watched David’s final game with Real Madrid and then they all went out for […]
David and Victoria Beckham Go Shopping – The Shocking Details
~ 5.3.07 ~
Posh and Becks are strictly missionary, don’t you think?
David Beckham turned 32 yesterday, and Posh went out on limb and took her boy toy shopping on London’s trendy Savile Row. Here’s the damage for you folks keeping score at home:
$28,000 watch
$9,000 suit
$3,800 hand made shoes
$800 shirts
How is this different than any other day for these […]
David Beckham Officially Prettier than Posh
~ 4.27.07 ~
David Beckham’s blonde hair is stealing Victoria’s precious limelight!
Becks gets himself a blonde die job to satisfy Victoria’s insane need to be the ultimate Twinkie couple, but she now finds herself upstaged in the beauty department by her own husband. Of course, looking bad when compared to a metrosexual male athlete may seem shocking, but […]
Stop Looking at Victoria Beckham’s
Protruding Nipples
~ 3.27.07 ~
via Hollywood Rag
Posh Beckham is nothing if not a strange individual. She’s controlling, consumed by the desire to become some sort of über-diva, and maniacally obsessive.
And so you’d think, of course, that someone who exhibits these qualities would be a lock for remembering to put on a bra. I’ll give her the benefit of the […]
Not So Posh After All: The Beckhams Settle for Second Best While You Settle for These Incendiary Links
~ 3.19.07 ~
via Dlisted
Walking wax figure Victoria Beckham is going to end up living in a trailer park.
Ashley Olsen spotted eating in public!
Somebody forgot to tell Naomi Campbell that looking like a diva was not on the list of job requirements for Manhattan garbage personnel.
Amy Winehouse is totally effed up, but your lackey, stagehand ass better not […]
Beckhams to Osbournes: We’re the Stupidest Family from the UK!
~ 2.28.07 ~
via Dlisted
Oh groovy, David and Posh Beckham are the next idiotic couple to get divorced star in a reality show. While Becks gets ready to fail miserably in his overpaid quest to interest Americans over the age of 13 in soccer, Posh will be helping to bring home the bacon to the tune of $20 […]
Is This What “Bend It Like Beckham”
Really Means?
~ 2.22.07 ~
via PopSugar
Looks like David Beckham is keeping his gigantic paycheck from joining the LA Galaxy safely in his jock. Or is this the only real way to make soccer popular in the United States—partial nudity and transparent crotch rockets?
Nahhh… soccer is still way too lame. I think Posh is gonna have to offer […]
