~ Eva Padberg ~
Eva Padberg Shows You Why I Only Date German Models Who Moonlight in B-Movies
~ 3.30.07 ~
Back when I was in college, I was simultaneously molested by a girl from Germany and another from Romania. Now, before you go thinking that I’m a lucky bastard, I have to tell you that both of these chicks were only slightly hotter than the thought of Rosie O’Donnell eating a chili dog. Be that […]
