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John Travolta is an ambiguously gay, wild hog of a man.
If anyone can make Ice-T look svelte, it’s John Travolta. And if there’s anything John Travolta likes more than dancing, it’s fresh penis. Sorry, I meant pie. Not sure why I said penis, but I’m sure it doesn’t mean anything.
So, how does a big star […]

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John Travolta plays himself a fat woman in Hairspray.
John Travolta is engaging in more of that Scientology crazy talk, and definitely needs his shrink to set him up with something to stabilize. Everyone’s favorite Sweathog thinks that school shootings are caused by psychiatric drugs, as opposed to, say, the crazy fucker who might need to […]

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John Travolta is a slop-eating Scientologist and a global warming hypocrite.
John Travolta may be in denial about his son Jett’s autism, but he can’t deny the fact that he shovels enough food in his mouth to feed a third-world country. Here he is porking out in Hawaii last weekend.
It’s a good thing John owns a […]

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via Daily Mail
At the recent British premiere of his new movie, Wild Hogs, John Travolta showed how much he cares by urging fans to fight global warming. Problem is, Johnny runs hog wild with his own carbon emissions.
But although he readily admitted: “I fly jets”, he failed to mention he actually owns five, along […]

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via Dlisted
Not that way, you perverts. Please… as if John Travolta is actually into women!
Apparently Mr. Travolta thinks that the Scientology rehab program Narconon could have saved Anna Nicole’s life, and wasn’t shy about exploiting Anna’s death to get the message out to weak-minded drug addicts everywhere. Simply turn to Scientology, pay your monthly fees, […]

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